My eight-year-old daughter created a swear jar for anyone who swears around her. She charges one dollar for every swear word used. Thankfully, after several months, the jar contains only one dollar, which is unfortunate for her hopes in making a buck or two. However,...

I’m not one to wish ill will on other people, but I feel like everyone ought to experience laughatosis on a frequent basis. According to my seven-year-old daughter, laughatosis is a serious condition with no known cure. Victims experience sudden bursts of...